The Five Stages of WereChef

[CJ_the_Girl]

The Five Stages of WereChef

1. DENIAL: I might hit a couple of spawns and do a lockbox once the event starts.
2. ANGER: Why is the first spawn always during an important real-world meeting?
3. BARGAINING: Please, body, I just need ten more silverware, you can function on 5 hours of sleep!
4. DEPRESSION: I am never going to get this !@#$%& necklace.
5. ACCEPTANCE: Once my last silverware is spent in the shop on Wednesday, I will sleep until Friday.

[Bj_Knows]

The Nine Stages of HoliGob (2012)

1. DENIAL: I might try to find the Holiday Goblin of Doom.
2. ANGER: Why does the event start during an important real-world meeting?
3. BARGAINING: Please, body, I just need a few more hours to figure out the portal and Holiday Goblin of Doom schedules, you can function without sleep for 24 hours.
4. DEPRESSION: It is 1 AM Saturday and this Holiday Goblin of Doom is NEVER going to reappear.
5. DENIAL: Once I type up this quick schedule for the forums, I will sleep through 1, maybe 2, probably 0 spawns.
6. ANGER: Why is there no southern portal?
7. BARGAINING: Please, RNG, no double stun from the Vile Behemoths.
8. DEPRESSION: I am never going to use that last energy regeneration in a portal.
9. ACCEPTANCE: Volatile incursion portals will be best for flux, Wavering incursion portals will be best bet for flux, but Unstable incursion portals will always pop up when I have time to run a portal.