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AXIOM!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 3:43 pm
by Taint_Valentine_Nutella
Hello There!

If you have a few minutes I'd like to tell you about my guild. It's called Axiom and golly gee, we got a swell bunch of people. We have a strong core group of players and a very high rate of getting gold on raids. Our hit percentage rpp ratio to valor statistic is 98.09% and.....a.....a.I'm sorry....listen, my head just fogs over with all this math, here's the deal. I enjoy playing BOH and I assume you do as well. Well, half the game is actually playing it, but the other half is the guild. That is where you make some great friends that keep you having fun while improving your toon. Why should you take a look at Axiom? One word, Really Awesome Benefits! Now you're asking me, "Nutella, thats three words and what the hell are these benefits?" First things first, please watch the language man, it's just a game, chill, seriously. Secondly....let me show you!

Re: AXIOM!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 3:46 pm
by Taint_Valentine_Nutella
This is our guild gazebo. If you look close you will notice it has a hot tub in there. It's in a great location, our GM is a real estate guy and has purchased Axiom some great land in great locations. Our Guild Gazebo is conveniently located in Glenfort plains, within walking distance of Glenfort. The hot tub is cleaned by me personally and we have loads of fun there. We recently passed our health inspection and are all set for the summer!






By using the hot tub you agree to be filmed for my web site "www.hottubconfessions.com" and agree not to sue or seek any damages, royalties or compensation for your footage.

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 3:49 pm
by Taint_Valentine_Nutella
If you join Axiom you also get access to....THE GUILD VAULT! Presently most of it is occupied with my nutella jars but we are expanding it for all the silver, GS and other loot and armor we get from raids. It's very secure, under constant video surveillance, and hidden securely under our hot tub.

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 3:52 pm
by Taint_Valentine_Nutella
And...that is all Axiom has to offer....Just kidding how about this?! We brew our own BEER! Our good friend Mr. Vilteran personally brews each bottle of fresh beer. Mmmmm why not try some today?

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 3:56 pm
by Taint_Valentine_Nutella
But Nutella, you say, that's all great that you have cool benefits but what about the PEOPLE! Well, we definitely have people in this guild! Some of them are even pretty cool! Allow me to introduce Miss Majestical! With a cool drink in one hand and a whip in the other, you can find our Maj getting a foot rub from one of our guild members while lounging by the hot tub. This Southern Belle isn't trying to be noticed....but she won't be ignored! If you're lucky you may even get her to glare at you and say "..." if you say something stupid enough. I do it at least twice a week! How many times can YOU offend Maj?

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:02 pm
by Taint_Valentine_Nutella
Axiom is also home to the lovely Sara! Whether keeping Mods on their toes or swooping in and securing us gold, this War Mage is casting her spell all over Book of Heros. Sara's keeping the essence flowing because no matter the time of day you will always find her...enchanting

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:07 pm
by Taint_Valentine_Nutella
Oh! There he is! Sorry folks he was busy tending to the hops fields, Mr. Vilt won't let them wilt! Working in our brewery, experimenting with different blends, our own Vilteran is always serving up a nice cold frosty one. The Glenfort plains have some really good soil and unique conditions. Try his brand new bold ale "Essence" and his take refreshing dark lager "Vilepaw" guaranteed to hit you as hard as that bear does!

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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:11 pm
by Taint_Valentine_Nutella
Well there you have it folks! That's our guild! Well, those are the members that were awake for the photos! If you want to meet the rest of the gang and you happen to be by the Glenfort plains, stop by the hot tub and say hello! (Not too early we may still be sleeping it off from the night before)

Re: AXIOM!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:35 pm
by notallthatfat
Very nicely written wolf :) i can say that hot tub is always full. -.- your normally stuck in it

Re: AXIOM!

PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:57 pm
by Vilteran
You forgot pants free raids on Fridays.